Dear Manager:

1 been warped by the rain
2 Seen Alice in every headlight
4 been from Tuscon to Tucumcari
5 been from Tahachapi to Tonopah
6 driven every kind of rig
7 Driven the back roads so I would get weighed
8 been kicked by wind
9 willin to move, but only if you give me weed, whites, and wine
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Dear Manager:

1) I woke up on my stomach
2) with my face btw my hands
3) & crawl along the floor
4) towards the doorway
5) jumping to my feet I try to pull myself together
6) but I feel it in my knees
7) the room begins to spin
8) & I slip & bump my head
9) & raise a welt
10) split open & melt

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