Elmo is afraid if he leaves Trump's side, they will change the locks the entry codes and he won't be able to get back in. Which bedroom in the White House will become Musk's private quarters?
If he were to spend time with any of his 12 children, that would require him to behave like an adult and that is mission impossible. It’s easier to hang out with his mommy and orange daddy.
The pinnacle thanksgiving dinner experience is to eat dinner in a golden ballroom with a few hundred people watching me and cheering me on, with none of my family anywhere within a few 100 miles.
I notice that Barron & Melania look mortified and cringe! Where JR and What's his name? No DEAR Daughters either? Where's all those grandkids? Just him & Pastie-ass Nepo Baby Weird!
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This is beyond cringe and into bizzaro kleptocracy control.
All due respect to the Village People, but it doesn't strike me as a Thanksgiving theme song.
Sad, pathetic, looser, worthless
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All HAIL Emperor Elon! Money buys compliance and loyalty! Emperor Elon will dox and expose you if you cross him.