Maybe instead of two yachts Jeff Bezos needs thirty yachts. - ThreadSky

schooley.bsky.social • 1 day ago

Maybe instead of two yachts Jeff Bezos needs thirty yachts.

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billyjones.bsky.social•1 day ago

That might not be possible if Americans are only buying two dolls.

birban59.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well, there’s only one way to find out. 🖕

rapbastardz.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Imagine for one second the GOP reaction to a Democratic president telling American consumers how much of something, (anything) they “needed.”

rapbastardz.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Luckily, we don’t need to use our imaginations. We can go in the way back machine.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2024/10/01/jimmy-carter-sweater-environment/

rtechgaming.bsky.social•1 day ago

He already has an Amazon shipping fleet.

existentiallyme.bsky.social•1 day ago

Four is the minimum for true happiness. SoCal, Carribean, Mediterranean and South Pacific

lunch-meat.bsky.social•1 day ago

I assume you meant "lashes" but spelled it with a transcribed accent of some kind

briandunn.bsky.social•1 day ago

On the other hand, it will spark a growth in the limpet mine industry!

surfacemaximus.bsky.social•1 day ago

Will no one think of the Broligarchs?

misterrora.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe instead of 14 kids, Elon Musk needs 100 kids.

michaelcook.bsky.social•1 day ago

Heyyyy, leave some for Betsy DeVos

razithered.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'd argue he should have one submarine.

fatlil6ringo.bsky.social•1 day ago

He actually could have been so cool, if you really think about
The only thing he had to do was pay a fair share of taxes and disagree with trump
He wouldve been beloved and people would be more ok with him receiving corporate welfare

no.LexLutherBaldBitchwannabe got greedy and ruined space travel

patrickfabian.bsky.social•1 day ago

And they'll cost a few dollars more? Nah! they'll be built in some other country and registered there. No tariffs to pay.

kalekai.bsky.social•1 day ago

President Trump — when asked if he thinks he needs to uphold the Constitution on "Meet the Press with Kristen Welker" — said, "I don't know," Why does this guy hold this office? Didn’t he swear he would? In a bible non the less

laurieannek.bsky.social•1 day ago

Actually, he didn’t put his hand on the Bible. If you look at a recording of the moment, it looks as though Melania might be nudging him a little since she is holding it for him.

stacyo.bsky.social•1 day ago

True

kalekai.bsky.social•1 day ago

So I’m learning now. Everyone is telling me. And that he would’ve caught fire

laurieannek.bsky.social•1 day ago

😆no doubt!

boldlyblue.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3loctauimh22j

vibesbasedff.bsky.social•1 day ago

But think of all the people he is employing

oneeyeonthereich.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not people, not for much longer, all the jobs they are bringing back from China are not going to be for Americans, not American humans anyway.

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/ups-explores-humanoid-robots-figure-150435120.html

inshado.bsky.social•1 day ago

He's a wanker who had to pay for a girlfriend.

northernsnowdog.bsky.social•1 day ago

*France 1792 has entered the chat*

stephenpersing.bsky.social•1 day ago

He could marry Betsy DeVos

chiffonelle29.bsky.social•1 day ago

And his girfriend needs to design thirty different crew uniforms instead of two

nickle57.bsky.social•1 day ago

They all fight over who spent the most on their last yacht. Pretty soon someone will purchase the first billion dollar yacht.

givedogsthevote.bsky.social•1 day ago

1 for each piece of silver

bkjwordplay.bsky.social•1 day ago

He's trying to build a defense against Orcas.

jlynn1108.bsky.social•1 day ago

sometimes the irony of my feed is very poignant, as the dilapidated pier peeks over to the yacht’s in the distance, showing how one man may have none and another many…right above your post.

bertfoxson.bsky.social•1 day ago

He makes Betsy DeVos look like a land lubber.

dwaynejulin.bsky.social•1 day ago

Had to dismantle a bridge to get the last Yacht out to sea, it was so big... Didn't they?

gspiggott.bsky.social•1 day ago

That bridge was built to be removed when necessary-- it's always been between a shipyard and the open sea.

exys.org•1 day ago

Yes. We tried egging his yacht but it's pretty hard to throw that far.

amcatanzaro.bsky.social•22 hours ago

We need more orcas, in general. Luigi riding an orca would give me glee.

so-what-who-cares.bsky.social•1 day ago

Of course. What a gross human.

castrelly21.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe? It’s straight un-American to try and take his hard-earned yachts out of his pocket, to take the yacht off his plate.

After all, it’s life, liberty, and the pursuit of yachts here.