So Donald Trump and Elon Musk are sinking in a boat in the middle of a lake. Who you gonna save? - ThreadSky

petersquires.bsky.social•21 days ago

The lake

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stigjones.bsky.social•22 days ago

Everyone by a selfless act of inertia...

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lesleymac.bsky.social•21 days ago

What boat I can't see any boat

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tara2508.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat

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miamoe.bsky.social•22 days ago

Drop an anchor through that shit and paddle away.

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djraison.bsky.social•22 days ago

Which lake ???

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nelial.bsky.social•22 days ago

Just the boat… I could use it to rescue real human beings

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semaleena.bsky.social•22 days ago

Lake

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tintinthinks.bsky.social•22 days ago

What boat?

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callmedownsie.bsky.social•22 days ago

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krhyme.bsky.social•22 days ago

Why would I save either?

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rmappleby.bsky.social•21 days ago

Oooh! Look at the pretty ducks!

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angryfella420.fellas.army•19 days ago

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loobyludicrous.bsky.social•22 days ago

The person who holed the boat and despatched it from the shore.

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cublet.bsky.social•22 days ago

The lake from being contaminated by the shit

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sootie123.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat.

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se99ts.bsky.social•21 days ago

Save the boat and use the propeller as a blender, sadly you said lake so no sharks to dine on the fresh bait 😢

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synvuk.bsky.social•22 days ago

The lake.

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olddadpnw.bsky.social•22 days ago

Throw 'em a couple of anchors

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johnnyred1941.bsky.social•22 days ago

Is there a battery and a shark involved in this scenario by any chance?😂

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fenianfaebridgeton.bsky.social•22 days ago

The fish from the poison that is now rotting

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nickheywood.bsky.social•22 days ago

The fish

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mexicoencantado.bsky.social•21 days ago

Luigi!

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klasu.bsky.social•19 days ago

The lake

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theanthonymark.bsky.social•21 days ago

The boat.

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sheg7.bsky.social•22 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/sheg7.bsky.social/post/3lh5ndwxmos2o

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cjphx.bsky.social•22 days ago

Is there a dog in the story? If not I’d be trying to choose between making a tuna sandwich or a turkey sandwich 🤷‍♀️

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dr-negrin.bsky.social•21 days ago

The effort.

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bjbrightwell.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat

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lochend.bsky.social•22 days ago

The fish.

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lordsteveyp.bsky.social•21 days ago

Everyone by letting it just happen, probably while relaxing with a beer

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supernovalabs.co.uk•22 days ago

can I say neither?

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jwat62.bsky.social•22 days ago

Boat could be useful in future

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culturalfatwa.bsky.social•22 days ago

The lake

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susieshakespeare.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat.

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vampirecadet.bsky.social•22 days ago

The fish. They need to move to another lake pronto before they catch whatever brain disease those two fuckers have.

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robspaull.co.uk•22 days ago

Humanity, by waving from the shore.

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lyudssen.bsky.social•21 days ago

In the immortal words of Frozen : Let it go, Let it go. Drowning nazis never bothered me anyway

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bikeymcbikeface.bsky.social•22 days ago

Wot? Sorry. Didn't see nuffin mate.

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gillmartin.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat might be useful

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dontbringharry.bsky.social•22 days ago

The moment. Oh, Sorry. That's savour.

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jfritte.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat

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frenchie.bsky.social•22 days ago

This! 👆

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logical1966.bsky.social•21 days ago

The lake!
what has that done to be fouled so badly

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boatdesigner.bsky.social•22 days ago

As a boat designer, I am amazed at how many folks have said the boat. I think that is wonderful.

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brassington.bsky.social•22 days ago

Can’t swim, soz

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owdbrigger.bsky.social•21 days ago

Let them sink. Then salvage the boat.

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fishytaste.bsky.social•22 days ago

The person who made the leaky boat

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rach58.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat would be useful
Pity the lake would get contaminated though

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auntie-germaine.bsky.social•22 days ago

What boat?

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amosshuttlecake.bsky.social•22 days ago

Sit and watch.

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graemesmith19.bsky.social•21 days ago

The boat

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aletheian1.bsky.social•21 days ago

I am familiar with this lake. Ho hum!

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billy500.bsky.social•21 days ago

The rest of the world?

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allenbussell.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat.

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fayaussietaffy.bsky.social•22 days ago

Boat 🚤

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eflin1.bsky.social•22 days ago

the lake

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redpete.bsky.social•21 days ago

Do we have to save one?

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blunote69.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat.

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elimuann.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat?

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jpjansondecouet.bsky.social•22 days ago

The lake

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flatbush167.bsky.social•22 days ago

the fish

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martin-mto.bsky.social•22 days ago

Us. Let them sink. 💯

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paulfg42.bsky.social•21 days ago

My energy

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dunkoot.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat tae go wi the oars I found on the shore

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markcl10.bsky.social•22 days ago

Time for a cup of tea and think about what we could do perhaps tomorrow morning or even perhaps the following day. Don’t want to rush these things.

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ogdanarchy.bsky.social•21 days ago

The boat

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deidlig.bsky.social•22 days ago

The moment in a snapshot.

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whyno-scotland.bsky.social•22 days ago

The oars?

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ahowman12.bsky.social•22 days ago

The lake!

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blueistheway.bsky.social•22 days ago

I’m just taking pictures…..of the birds!

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russappleby.bsky.social•21 days ago

Never mind that, where’s the popcorn?

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tuppy.bsky.social•22 days ago

The video footage of it

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gjk53.bsky.social•21 days ago

The lake

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widebaypaul.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat 🛶. Fuck them

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garyushaw.bsky.social•22 days ago

Put a polar bear in there and let them sort it out

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lauriebiagini.bsky.social•22 days ago

Neither. He probably changed the name of the lake.

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bellababy25.bsky.social•22 days ago

I will go for help, because I can't swim and I can't find my cell phone. Also, my car has a flat tire, so it may take a few minutes due to my traveling by foot. Before I can ask for help, I will need to verify that whoever I find is not a DEI hire.

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docnoir13.bsky.social•22 days ago

Nope it’s America they are collectively sinking.

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rvermapuri.bsky.social•22 days ago

Neither. Ketamine for the fish.

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sdj789.bsky.social•22 days ago

Definitely the Lake

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bluesprints.bsky.social•22 days ago

oh I'd let the emergency services know. I'd ask them to attend the scene. I'm sure the postcard would get to them...

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bluesprints.bsky.social•22 days ago

.....eventually.

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thebiscuithunter.bsky.social•19 days ago

2nd class stamp? (No need to go mad!)

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thigarlatha.bsky.social•21 days ago

The boat, always fancied owning one...🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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srobbo43.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat

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wordsandstars.bsky.social•22 days ago

Neither. Fuck them.

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poppyspop.bsky.social•22 days ago

The lake? No, the boat?🤔

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abasset.bsky.social•21 days ago

The toupee. Might as well sell it to a maggot.

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cj-reed.bsky.social•21 days ago

The fish

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cainethejust.bsky.social•22 days ago

Humanity

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slay1373.bsky.social•21 days ago

None

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carltbarker.bsky.social•21 days ago

The fish

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palacestories.bsky.social•21 days ago

Yourself … and the boat

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nicolaboo.bsky.social•22 days ago

The lake.

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docholliday1108.bsky.social•19 days ago

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howardfh.bsky.social•22 days ago

The poor fish.

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weedogwalker.bsky.social•22 days ago

Boat

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thatrosiewood.bsky.social•22 days ago

The lake

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libertyandtruth.bsky.social•22 days ago

neither. we would throw them about 100 lbs of magnets, though

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1374112699/anti-elon-magnet-the-original-selling?ref=listings_manager_grid

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bellaviccri.bsky.social•22 days ago

Just the boat

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kateycon.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat

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yieldcurve23.bsky.social•22 days ago

the boat

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grumblinggnome.bsky.social•22 days ago

The country.

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deb47.bsky.social•21 days ago

Oh, I can't swim so I was told it's best to stay on shore in this sort of situation.

I also never take my phone to the beach.

So... 🤷

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lizandarcy.bsky.social•22 days ago

The owl and the pussycat.

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thehopethatkills.coys.social•22 days ago

Humanity so neither

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mralgolagnist.bsky.social•22 days ago

Humanity by letting them both drown

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sanguinepar.bsky.social•21 days ago

Can it please be Lake Peigneur, November 1980?

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stevepermaculture.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat...

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gingerninja99.bsky.social•22 days ago

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n11ckyc.bsky.social•22 days ago

Lake? What lake, I see no lake! 🙈🤭

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teacherlvscoffee.bsky.social•22 days ago

😂

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kevboyjoe.bsky.social•21 days ago

The boat

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johnbfc.bsky.social•21 days ago

The lake

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debbie156.bsky.social•22 days ago

The boat

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andyt750.bsky.social•22 days ago

Time... By launching a torpedo at the boat.

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sab588.bsky.social•19 days ago

The boat

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alfieoflaherty.bsky.social•22 days ago

The lifejackets

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otts13.bsky.social•22 days ago

The water

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cazreadingrm.bsky.social•22 days ago

The world by leaving them there.

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kirsty74.bsky.social•22 days ago

Humanity

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joelazaris.bsky.social•22 days ago

You put a few more holes in the boat...

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darkhorse9.bsky.social•22 days ago

....nope, nothing to see.....

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smartypants-pt.bsky.social•19 days ago

Simple. All the fish and organisms that live in the water, they gotta eat....

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dreww12.bsky.social•22 days ago

The Whales?

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pudlocktheirishman.bsky.social•22 days ago

The Boat !

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watcher-on-d-wall.bsky.social•22 days ago

Ghostbusters?

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tinymind64.bsky.social•22 days ago

Ghostbusters

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doned2.bsky.social•21 days ago

The lake. The amount of shit those two are full of we'll need to make every effort.

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nomx2.bsky.social•22 days ago

I would start handing them bricks.

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jay.wright43.com•22 days ago

The life jackets, all of them....

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ballisticb.bsky.social•22 days ago

My sandwich

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garethextwitter.bsky.social•22 days ago

Ghostbusters

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tsundokupuzzle.bsky.social•19 days ago

I save the price of a phone call to 911 by doing nothing

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amandaw-g.bsky.social•22 days ago

Hmmm... difficult !
I mean,what about all those sharks ..and then there's that battery in the boat with all that electricity amid the rising water. 😬🙄

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calmbee55.bsky.social•22 days ago

Gonna make a sandwich.

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paulgaffikin.bsky.social•22 days ago

Some money for a rainy day

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abitpolitical.bsky.social•22 days ago

Trump. Musk is now dead, Trump just lost the richest friend he'll ever have, and because I've just saved his miserable life I f**king own him.

He'll soon backtrack on all the evil.

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