The king is a gigantic lion, of course. His mantle is so long and extravagant that unless he farts, nobody would know there’s a sniffer underneath there suffering. The king does fart though. A lot. Very very strong winds come from the royal behind.
If anyone sees a job listing with a royal lion who’s got a fat, farting ass, hit me up. They’re the best for farts. You know it, and they certainly know it too :)
Royal fart sniffer constantly following behind the king on his knees, or when the Royal goes to his throne, he walks around to the special fart box section of the throne 🥴
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