42/68: Job
Beset with horrendous disasters because god wanted to prove a point i guess. On bluesky this guy becomes the main character like twice a month but the shitstorm and ensuing dogpile is always over a perfectly innocent tweet that was just poorly phrased.
Rating: 9/10
Beset with horrendous disasters because god wanted to prove a point i guess. On bluesky this guy becomes the main character like twice a month but the shitstorm and ensuing dogpile is always over a perfectly innocent tweet that was just poorly phrased.
Rating: 9/10
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Father of Noah. He is so proud he reposts each and every one of his son's posts. Even the ones that are replies to other people's posts. His timeline is an indecypherable battlefield.
Rating: 2/10
inexplicably the only honest to god roman in this entire list. this makes me think he is likely a very normal poster who occasionally gets bullied by his mutuals for being italian. sub-1000 followers but doesnt sweat it
Rating: 8/10
this guy is an accessory to basically every single bit of old testament drama that went down, particularly the abraham isaac thing, which tells me that he is a perpetual shit-stirrer who is looking to subtly cause conflict on the timeline for his own entertainment
Rating: 6/10
Another Minor prophet. this one is actually 12 years old and has been here forever but no one is sure how he got an invite. people keep reporting him as too young to be here according to ToS but alas no action is taken as Aaron is too busy jorkin his peanits
Rating: Go To School/10
this guy is also a beta orbiter but not even to someone notable like moses. instead he is mostly known for having grown up with herod, who is a sub-1k follower poster at most. this guy thinks that 3 figure followings are HUGE
Rating: 2/10
this guy is very likely some kind of syncretization of a REALLY ancient high priest of a pre-israelite proto-canaanite deity. in other words, this guy has been Posting forever. before twitter, before bluesky. they used to worship this guy on SomethingAwful
Rating: 8/10