Shania Twain should release a new version of "That Don't Impress Me Much" with an extra verse about those fellas who claim that the tomato is the nicest part of a Full Irish breakfast.
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My thing is beans. If there's no beans with it, I don't want it. (Which means I'll eat it, but complain for days after about the lack of beans in establishment x.)
Oh I like the tomato there but there's a certain type of gentleman who can't wait to tell you that it's his favourite part - usually with a disapproving glance at someone leaving theirs uneaten.
That don't impress me much,
When the eggs
And the rashers touch,
Now don't get me wrong I think beans are alright,
But when the foods not warm the whole thing goes to shite
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"So you're a rocket scientist? That don't impress me much"
Wow.
If you met someone at a party and found out they were a rocket scientist, that would actually be quite impressive.
When the eggs
And the rashers touch,
Now don't get me wrong I think beans are alright,
But when the foods not warm the whole thing goes to shite
Clearly it’s potato Farls