But, but…Cheddar is taken. By a place named Cheddar. In the country you all threw off. I mean, not all PDO or anything. But still. So, there’s an opening. And Canada, I am reliably informed, can’t fill it because marketing boards make cheese a logical impossibility.
Dammit, another way the world foils me. I’d suggest that what we need is simplicity, and politics that promises to give it to us, but I heard Wisconsin already tried that. Along with some other government or other. Oh well.
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