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criminalsimpsons.com • 25 days ago

Sometimes it do be like this

Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll

Most folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll

Some folk'll never eat a squirrel but then again some folk'll, like Cleetus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.

They make a canned XXX moonshine?

If you paid taxes on it, it isn’t moonshine.

Pshhh nobody tell @olesmoky.bsky.social, they done made a whole thing!

I heard this image

The jingle is in my head rent free

Hey I think I can call my ma from up here.

"Hey Ma! Get off the dang roof!"

I saw your reply before I saw what you were replying to and that jingle popped into my head.

Some folk'll never cross dimensions, but then again some folk'll...

"HEY BRAN-DINE! I'm trapped in some kinda thirdy di-mension!"

You spelled White House press briefing wrong.

THE TOOTH 💀❤️

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