So, we were told not to respond to OPM, but to provide our 5 bulletpoints every Monday to our own agency and supervisor. Supervisors now have a new Friday bulletpoint report they have to create. All of this is on top of the Monthly report we ALREADY FUCKING DO. - ThreadSky

isobelcarr.com • 7 days ago

So, we were told not to respond to OPM, but to provide our 5 bulletpoints every Monday to our own agency and supervisor. Supervisors now have a new Friday bulletpoint report they have to create. All of this is on top of the Monthly report we ALREADY FUCKING DO.

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kayzee1012.bsky.social•7 days ago

Good lord what a waste of time. You’re going to spend more time writing that shit than doing the work. Also - I can’t imagine the stress you and your team are under.

isobelcarr.com•7 days ago

I want to craft 5 complete Office Space bulletpoints and send them every week.

•I dominated the weekly test procedure specification (TPS) report
•I exceeded the required amount of flair by 53%
•My meetings with outside stake holders, such as The BOBS, were highly productive

kayzee1012.bsky.social•7 days ago

They don’t read them anyway so go for it.

isobelcarr.com•7 days ago

Mind you, we were *also* instructed not to use any PPI or specifics, and not use any acronyms, bc the higher ups don't know what they mean (they also don't know what we do). Honestly, if you can't handle the Bausch agency acronyms, you have ZERO business making decisions about our work.

isobelcarr.com•7 days ago

*basic

isobelcarr.com•7 days ago

But we also need to make sure to use "buzz words" that will please our new overlords, and will trigger on their searches. I think next week 5th bulletpoint will be, "Wasted an inordinate amount of time completing redundant achievement reports".

carrielomax.bsky.social•7 days ago

We were given boilerplate bullet points that are so generic as to be useless. I copied and pasted the same response I sent last week, and I added my oath to the Constitution, along with a statement that I am not participating voluntarily.

They'll RIF me anyway. Why waste time crafting a response?

isobelcarr.com•7 days ago

Please note, the new, new, new email from OPM re their bulletpoint emails continues to lack the legally required mitigation notice that all replies are strictly voluntary.

isobelcarr.com•7 days ago

I forgot the best part, we were instructed to respond to a non-valid email. Yeah, nothing but supergeniuses in the new overlord inner circle.