Telling my date that I have a car full of gunmen picking her up to meet me at the Cheesecake factory. - ThreadSky

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homunculusdick.bsky.social • 5 days ago

Telling my date that I have a car full of gunmen picking her up to meet me at the Cheesecake factory.

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policyg.bsky.social•5 days ago

Also telling my date she can't order an appetizer - I'm not made of money!

dhjo.bsky.social•5 days ago

Seriously anyone considering this never had a hot date.

brendanmcginley.bsky.social•5 days ago

Hustle/techbro culture has such amazingly undeveloped ideas of what impresses girls. Like Napoleon Dynamite with a bad heart.

thesecretbarn.bsky.social•5 days ago

Napoleon would never

twinknukem.bsky.social•5 days ago

Napoleon would but it would just be uncle rico with a nerf gun

thesecretbarn.bsky.social•4 days ago

Well now I want to see this scene

twinknukem.bsky.social•4 days ago

"Normally, these things ain't lethal, but they don't pull the trigger way I do."

kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social•5 days ago

Jokes on my date. My armed escort and I hit it off and go bowling. The evening ends at all of their Airbnbs (they're contractually obligated to stay there)

faqa.bsky.social•5 days ago

Also even odds that the date ends with her going home with them

witchqzel.bsky.social•4 days ago

Old oomf?

sonofcoul.bsky.social•5 days ago

I misunderstood and now there’s 4 guys masturbating in my van

waderockett.bsky.social•5 days ago

Meanwhile the vibe at the jackoff party is totally ruined.

brendanmcginley.bsky.social•5 days ago

I laughed for a full minute at this, thank you.

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