be me: *issues with bread that have gotten so bad a single slice makes my stomach hurt so bad i cry*
also me: *sees a slice of bread, inhales it like a cartoon character, collapses from the resulting pain*
why do you do this to me, bread :(
also me: *sees a slice of bread, inhales it like a cartoon character, collapses from the resulting pain*
why do you do this to me, bread :(
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also me: *choking down a second slice in between sobs*
i really, really need to stop eating bread