My dream date is having a burger and maybe a few cigarettes with someone who is genuinely interested in learning more about me, which means my ideal partner is actually a pair of homicide detectives who have 72 hours to either charge or release me.
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Never interrupting to one up your stories, really listening, really seeing you, only asking really good questions about how you were feeling the last time you saw the victim.
Unfortunately for you, the murder they want to charge you with has similarities to the murder of a loved one of the lead detective, and instead of going to therapy, they’re working out their issues on their “date” with you.
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