While I agree it could happen, it would take someone explicitly saying Pluto is not a planet anymore...then what were the nine planets in the solar system...then how there are thousands of dwarf planets...then what is a solar system...pretty sure he would check out and never think about it again...
I hope he declares all the dwarf planets to be planets. I want a solar system with a few dozen planets. A planet should be any object that:
1. Isn't large enough to fuse deuterium.
2. Is large enough to be round through its own gravity.
Let's make the Solar System Great Again. Dozens of Planets!
Nah, he will claim the "American Moon" as we have spent the most amount of money sending people to it. Then there will be a minerals contract to repay America for the space race.
with all due respect, i fail to understand, why must people politicize science, shouldn't we be having a metric like a floating rock on space should have a set amount of mass/atmosphere to be considered a planet? rather then some orange deciding thats a planet, and 1kg = 500 liter of h2o?
clarification: ik its a joke, but please note that most people on internet have close to zero humor and will take it seriously and start asking trump to do it. and knowing him and his ego, he WILL do it, hence my post earlier.
old times were great where we can make jokes freely, but in 2025? no
Many years ago, I flipped my lid on Facebook about something. No idea what it was now. But I misposted it under a story about Pluto not being a planet, so it looked like I was irrationally angry about that, and it kind of works.
"It's my favorite little planet, none are like it.. Pluto would have never been taken away from us if I were president! That's why I declare it, Planet Trump, named after the best president ever, me! "
Hank, RFK's speech to the HHS Department left a suspiciously optimistic taste in my mouth. He said he wanted to initiate new studies into the taboo fields like negative vaccine effects etc, but he said he believed in the scientific process and would follow the truth.
Writes a new eo redefining what a planet is but it's not based in science so the us gov is forced to formally recognize 1.4 million largely unnumbered "planets"
Brilliant! Please someone to tell him about the vast minerals on all of those unclaimed planets. Next thing we know he’s discovering planets left & right. Calling them his “beautiful planets” and naming them after his children, wives, mistresses…?
“You know I hear scientists are saying that Pluto always was a planet, big scientists, strong scientists, they came to me, with tears in their eyes and said, Mr Trump, sir, make Pluto a planet again, so I did, they say it was the first time anyone made a rock a planet, and it’s a tremendous planet.”
Sure there's a few, some people knew of em, but most didn't, planets if you can call them that, can you believe it, even bigger than Pluto. Not many people know that. But we all liked the old way didn't we? We didn't need scientists changing our books, our laws, our way of life, like they did.
Finally something only the stupidest timeline can deliver that I can somewhat enjoy. Crazy to think this is one of the least controversial things he can do.
It is now added as a space on the digital card: https://bingobaker.com/#677865f209d5d7e0 (since we are over the required spaces some cards will have it and some will not)
I’m guessing during P4A when he did the roll for loco or whatever and rolled pickle like multiple times? I didn’t see it live so I could be very wrong lmao
Pluto is the best planet. Much better planet, unlike some other planets. It's a grand planet, a beautiful planet. Not an earth like planet, but a gre a planet..
It would make sense. It's irrelevant, but would make a good distraction while they go kill people in a country I can't pronounce or fire a bunch of important people in healthcare.
This really makes me reflect because despite my trust in science I, as a millennial, have continued the fight that Pluto is a planet. This post changed my mind. 🤣
Hanks video on planet definitions changed my mind about it, I wish we were taught all planetary bodies and maybe the subcategories, the moons in our system are so cool and I didn’t know!
Same, though generally - moreso I've been going with a tongue in cheek "oh I'm a millennial so of course Pluto is a planet". Can't wait for maga to expect exactly that and for all of us to go "actually, no."
Oh so totally same, I will absolutely declare that it will always be the 1999 version My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas… until they try to actually do it and we’re just like ❌ NO ❌
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1. Isn't large enough to fuse deuterium.
2. Is large enough to be round through its own gravity.
Let's make the Solar System Great Again. Dozens of Planets!
old times were great where we can make jokes freely, but in 2025? no
& "mercury helps with teeth more than that nasty fluoride ever could" 😬🙃
https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/03/epa-finally-bans-the-last-type-of-asbestos-used-in-us/
Plumerica
Amerito
Elon <3
Mar-a-pluto
😂😂
ALL CATS ARE GIRLS!”
Thanks for the levity in this moment.
#genocide #israel #fascism #felon #ethniccleansing #breaking #meme
Do you think he was sincere?
Instead of joking, please start a revolution!
I dunno, feels like something he'd do.
Just because a guy with no power over the process told them to stop doesn't mean they have!
Same, though generally - moreso I've been going with a tongue in cheek "oh I'm a millennial so of course Pluto is a planet". Can't wait for maga to expect exactly that and for all of us to go "actually, no."
He was a great... great dog.
I don't know. It seems 50/50.
They may up their game. Why Bart Sibrel when you could name Bart Simpson. The Repubes in Congress would still vote in favor.
Susan Collins would have some reservation about hiring a fictional cartoon, but...
"Can't invade Canada today, got to rename taco's to foldy flapwich."
Like, EM wants to go to Mars. Now. I’m not a scientist but those people will die. Because it will be rushed.
EM just wants to absorb the glory and erase the deaths. He signaled his supervillain status with a car in space.