My 10 year old niece asked about this hat and said, "You're not a princess." And I said: "I'm not a princess, and I'm not from the Midwest. But what I am...is confusing."
That "Midwest Princess" hat is throwing me all the fucking way off because I'm like WAIT THAT'S MY BALLOT and I saw your specific "I voted" sticker and I am less confused now.
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