I’m writing a book called “Doug Ford’s guide to ruining Ontario”.
Taking submissions for chapter titles.
Taking submissions for chapter titles.
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Roads to nowhere
--B-r-i-b-e-- Election time (excuse the creative strike through)
1) my introduction to drug dealing.
2) how I learned to be an asshole.
3) how to fake working hard.
4) how to lie effectively.
1) Blame it on the teachers
2) Folks: the universal greeting.
3) 36 weeks: How to maximize your vacation time
If someone offered intermittent beer kiosks along the bike routes, DoFo would vote to keep the lanes. Just gotta know the right carrot for this donkey🥕🫏
But....
Who needs to work for peoples vote when buying them is much easier
Constitutes vs. Donors
Guess who gets priority
How to underfund HC & Edu and still run a massive deficit
How I bowed to Corp donors, but made voters think I did it for them...
it's a talent
Shovels and Blizzards; a fitting preview of what’s coming for your province
I like egg sandwiches more than healthcare
Fashion statement or favor; Greenbelts