I know I’m a Grinch because my ass has already grown three sizes from all the holiday parties and baking I’ve inhaled. - ThreadSky

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beaveinflow.bsky.social • 80 days ago

I know I’m a Grinch because my ass has already grown three sizes from all the holiday parties and baking I’ve inhaled.

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My holiday diet tips?
If the scale says you lost weight, celebrate by eating whatever you want. If the scale says you gained weight, might as well say ‘eff it and eat whatever you want.

sleepypuppy007.bsky.social•80 days ago

I’m picturing that scene in Leprechaun 3 where the Leprechaun inflates a ladies butt until it explodes.

goldenburr.bsky.social•80 days ago

🤣 those movies were more of a comedy series for me haha

beaveinflow.bsky.social•80 days ago

They’re deliciously campy!

goldenburr.bsky.social•79 days ago

Sooo good! Have some smores popcorn and go back2back on 1 and 2!

banneduser.space•80 days ago

Jarvis pull up the thicc grinch image

telecom-terrorist.com•79 days ago

aka-majortom.bsky.social•79 days ago

Hold my toddy...

enolaemanon.bsky.social•80 days ago

More for the twerkin.

chip1832.bsky.social•80 days ago

Need to cut back on the wood fiber

beaveinflow.bsky.social•80 days ago

Fibre is good for my colon!

somebrownman.bsky.social•80 days ago

For some reason I read that as “holiday panties” and it made more sense.

q1t3d0.bsky.social•80 days ago

there is an ass size scale?

beaveinflow.bsky.social•80 days ago

Me rn

q1t3d0.bsky.social•80 days ago

oh yeahhhh

q1t3d0.bsky.social•80 days ago

clarification: apart from the dingleberries. I assume we're still just talking dimensions, right

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