Son: “Mama, guess what? Last night in my sleep I teleported!” Me: “Uh…” Son: “Yeah! I went to sleep in my bed, but when I woke up I was ON THE FLOOR!” Me: “Dude. You fell out of bed.” #kids #parenting #parentsky - ThreadSky

manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social • 28 days ago

Son: “Mama, guess what? Last night in my sleep I teleported!”
Me: “Uh…”
Son: “Yeah! I went to sleep in my bed, but when I woke up I was ON THE FLOOR!”
Me: “Dude. You fell out of bed.” #kids #parenting #parentsky