He is literally an assassin rogue from the 5e players handbook. - ThreadSky

pearlmania500.bsky.social • 98 days ago

He is literally an assassin rogue from the 5e players handbook.

Reposted from Saeed Jones

Each photo is hotter than the last, what is going ON??? His eyebrows are exquisite.

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karma-isabitch.bsky.social•98 days ago

These pics don’t even look like the dude in the other pics to me. Is he a shape shifter?

happyartist1355.bsky.social•98 days ago

The last pictures didn’t look like the first pics. I’m calling this one adjuster #3.

themuznick.bsky.social•98 days ago

The cops are so desperate to find this guy (can't imagine why, please note the sarcasm). I hope they never find them. To further highlight the racist ghouls these losers are.

rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social•98 days ago

Looks like the inside of a taxi cab, and there's no driver. Why is he looking directly at the camera? This is weird. It's not just a candid photo from a cab driver's security cam, it's a snapshot of him looking directly at the camera. WTF?

batsgirlaf.bsky.social•98 days ago

I can’t believe the assassins creed hiding in plain sight basics really worked. He may as well have jumped off a building into a bunch of leaves.

gizzygizmo.bsky.social•97 days ago

I was honestly thinking the same thing. Literally the assassins creed oath started playing in my head when I saw that headline.
"We work in the dark to serve the light. Nothing is true everything is permitted"

rabidopposum.bsky.social•98 days ago

May they never find this handsome hero

viserie.bsky.social•98 days ago

He’s so mysterious

mixminus.bsky.social•98 days ago

I'm gonna say he's a gloomstalker ranger with a few levels in assassin rogue. The way he stalked his prey and then fired those shots in the first round in quick succession plus crit damage to any enemy that hasn't acted yet.

looking to create a character meant for assassinations? you're welcome.

tooterfish18.bsky.social•98 days ago

Why is that a picture of an empty car? What are we supposed to be looking at?

shiftytrey.bsky.social•98 days ago

This is like the a live-action version of Where's Waldo that the NYPD is just horrible at.

engineering-nerd.bsky.social•98 days ago

So- if a ceo gets shot, we send every single LEO possible to find him but if some dude in the wrong part of town gets shot, cops are like “nothing we can do, sorry”?

whysatan.bsky.social•98 days ago

They are pulling out all the stops I've never seen this type of shit before. They ate doing wanted posters. Also they are being cheap as fuck "*up to* 10000" meaning you know it's gonna be way less

ffml33-3.bsky.social•98 days ago

This can't be real. If it is NO, HE DIDN'T! 🤣 The balls ...

ogaerik.bsky.social•98 days ago

Looking right into the camera, too. Makes me doubt he's even real.

kacey-kace.bsky.social•98 days ago

That ain't him. Just look at him

happyartist1355.bsky.social•98 days ago

Are they just going to release every photo of a man in a coat and mask? Because I’m pretty sure this is guy #3. 3 different coats, 3 different masks, 3 different eyebrow shapes.

tibbinova.bsky.social•98 days ago

I feel like all these photos are AI.

happyartist1355.bsky.social•98 days ago

I think they are using AI to track him. And have found 3 different people. In 3 different coats. With 3 different masks. 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

tibbinova.bsky.social•97 days ago

I don't think they will find the person. Seems like a pro hit.

happyartist1355.bsky.social•97 days ago

Nope. He’s long gone. He’s the new DB Cooper.

karma-kisses.bsky.social•98 days ago

Exactly. One pic has a jacket with breast pockets and the original assassin had ZERO breast pockets. Also, the zipper was just to the breast and they have pics where it zips all the way down and has a button flap. COME ON PO PO, you’re looking like fools.

seahare73.bsky.social•98 days ago

Cue the "Girl, he can assassinate this ass anytime" posts. Kinda like people wanting Chris Brown to hit them anytime. Yeah, that was a thing.

evan-newman.bsky.social•97 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/cnn.com/post/3lcv5yteuxs2r

regbloor.bsky.social•98 days ago

karma-kisses.bsky.social•98 days ago

The U.S. needs a V right about now, especially with the growing control of the oligarchs.

taffychuu.bsky.social•98 days ago

Are we sure he isn't multi classing as a bard/rogue because he stole my heart with those eyebrows.

lichynlordimora.bsky.social•98 days ago

What subclass we talking?

arcaneengineer.bsky.social•98 days ago

“Police distributed the images to news outlets and on social media but so far haven't been able to ID him using facial recognition — possibly because of the angle of the images or limitations on how the NYPD is allowed to use that technology, Kenny said.”

arcaneengineer.bsky.social•98 days ago

Of course they had to work in a push for fewer restrictions on facial recognition.

trevorohare.com•98 days ago

I saw that. Gross.

karma-kisses.bsky.social•98 days ago

I gotta say the Monopoly money in his pack was the chef’s kiss. Our own Ameritrash game teaching folks that if you’re connected enough you can “get out of jail free”, don’t worry who u f over show me the money, and be sure to gentrify your land to luxury apts…ignore the noise, get the cash!!!

ravenna-roanoke.bsky.social•98 days ago

probably a little multi-classing into ranger for the long range fighting and favored enemy: ceo

lowkickhaos.bsky.social•98 days ago

Start at level 1, give him folk hero background and ginger gray as variant human. Skills focused in stealth, deception, persuasion.

At 4th level he can also take piercer feat or sharpshooter

yadiel-duarte.bsky.social•98 days ago

Suddenly he went from a tall-ish white guy in his late 20’s to a light skin brown kid who looks like he just graduated high school.

NYPD has no idea what they’re doing.

lezbreal87.bsky.social•98 days ago

If Covid taught me anything it’s that you can really be sure what the bottom of his face looks like.

ulthanon.bsky.social•98 days ago

my man took just enough levels to get sneak attack, and went all in on charisma

capdianaprince.bsky.social•98 days ago

you get sneak attack at level 1 in 5e. he waited until he could take the subclass assassin and do cunning actions

jonrademacher.bsky.social•98 days ago

Bro rolled a crit success on this one for sure - and as another player I'm loving how the DM is playing this one out.

jasondebateman.bsky.social•98 days ago

But what alignment? Chaotic good?

witchyoldlady.bsky.social•98 days ago

Every photo he’s wearing a different style jacket. And in this photo specifically the jacket will make noise as you move in it, so not ideal for sneaking up on someone. They’re just looking to crucify someone and it doesn’t appear to matter who.

jonrademacher.bsky.social•98 days ago

I bet his pp is gigantic

jonrademacher.bsky.social•98 days ago

Just remember, if chosen for a jury, that chain of evidence custody just isn't going to line up if you know what I mean. Gonna have to acquit.

theangryoptimist.bsky.social•98 days ago

Like at this point can we make him the president instead?

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