I'm thinking of live-skeeting (I'm so sorry) the Ontario election this Thursday, partly because I think it'll be fun, but mostly to keep myself occupied so that I don't start some sort of violent uprising when the poll numbers start coming in - ThreadSky

clareblackwood.bsky.social • 6 days ago

I'm thinking of live-skeeting (I'm so sorry) the Ontario election this Thursday, partly because I think it'll be fun, but mostly to keep myself occupied so that I don't start some sort of violent uprising when the poll numbers start coming in

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dalejohn.bsky.social•6 days ago

Live stream the uprising.

csimmons21.bsky.social•5 days ago

The returns are quick now. Polls close, full results in 5 minutes!

(If it’s the same system as last time)

canadaspmpet.bsky.social•4 days ago

I know.

I'm currently in Ireland so I'll be asleep when Ontario's results are announced.

I'm taking Friday offline for 1 day of peace before I consider 4 more years of the guy who spent $600,000,000.00 to put beer in corner stores 12 months sooner than planned.

...still don't have a Doctor.
🤷

🙉🙈

beentsy.bsky.social•5 days ago

I mean, maybe we should workshop a bit on that second option. Don't want to dismiss such a great idea out of hand!

mrdarksmayhem.bsky.social•5 days ago

Hopefully the election results will be in our favor.👍👍

ronansadler.bsky.social•5 days ago

hang on let's sit with option b a second

clareblackwood.bsky.social•5 days ago

okay so YES very true, but I would do very poorly in jail should the revolution fail and my cat needs me to serve him, you see my conflict here

hilarywollis.bsky.social•5 days ago

bunnyhug.bsky.social•6 days ago

In the other words of Lil Jon: yeah!

wholychips.bsky.social•6 days ago

It looks like you know what that means but at the same time....do you know what that means?

Live skeeting for fun by yourself to keep the uprising from getting violent may work better than most methods and certainly will keep one occupied.

seismoallegra.bsky.social•5 days ago

I know this dog that likes to skeet their arse across the carpet when they're itchy down there.

seismoallegra.bsky.social•5 days ago

My Thursday:
Hand on remote... Flipping thru CBC.... CTV .. global... Tvo..... With phone scrolling #onelxn for witty timbits of humour.

vaprak.bsky.social•5 days ago

The rest of us would prefer a skeetless afternoon, followed by a short but ugly insurrection, then a frosty morning surprise where you walk a stripped down Doug Ford along Yonge Street as the homeless toss rats and cigarette butts at him yelling "Shame, shame, shame".

Viva la revolución

beentsy.bsky.social•5 days ago

Well this is delightful! Yes!

brobertson93.bsky.social•6 days ago

Or just pop some benzos...

tboneator64.bsky.social•5 days ago

I totally feel you, Clare! I'm hoping for the best, while fearing for the worst (and stupidest!) outcome!

Not live streaming, but nevertheless, an impassioned plea to #VoteFordOut & not allow lack of a Voter Card (IE. Have Photo ID/Name & Address!) to get in the way of voting!! ❎ #OntarioVotes2025

seanadb.bsky.social•6 days ago

Pro tip: Live coverage will lead to you committing a violent uprising. My condolences.

rwr57.bsky.social•5 days ago

I’m taking a 25mg gummie every two hours until I run naked in what’s left of the snow…

beachmagoo.bsky.social•5 days ago

When the Ontario election is over there is some interesting skit material you may consider courtesy the Minister of Health & the Alberta Premier.
The legislature is now sitting.

timflood1966.bsky.social•6 days ago

Please do whatever you need to for your sanity !!!!!!! These are unprecedented times !!!!!!!!

accessibleopr8r.bsky.social•5 days ago

I thought skeet was a byproduct. Skeeting by association would then be the act of arriving, no?

onlydavesmith.bsky.social•5 days ago

Marcus Aurelius said, "The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."

So, you know, same thing!