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ftdire.bsky.social • 3 days ago

This is how i think dogs put on cologne

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spicedyde.bsky.social•3 days ago

i take the au naturale approach and just roll around in the dirt <3

ftdire.bsky.social•3 days ago

little do u know the cologne is dirt scented for extra dirt

spicedyde.bsky.social•3 days ago

dirt scented cologne... the dogs are making great breakthroughs in technology

angelpleasedontgo.bsky.social•3 days ago

The proper way to apply cologne*

ftdire.bsky.social•3 days ago

no ur right ur just right thats how i do mine but on the carpet. theres even a stain from it

musiqaddic.bsky.social•3 days ago

❤️

itsyaboypedro.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is true! It adds a nice earthy note!

ftdire.bsky.social•3 days ago

the top note is dirt but it dries down to a lovely base note of dirt

doggeatdoggeatdogg.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ur so right

vhssgd.bsky.social•3 days ago

HEY!

...We spray more deodorant than that. =P

ftdire.bsky.social•3 days ago

LMAO YOU might but a lil spray would be generous for many of the dogs i knoww

vhssgd.bsky.social•3 days ago

each to their own patch as it were. =P

chalamari.bsky.social•3 days ago

A true vision of dog culture.

ftdire.bsky.social•3 days ago

i can see into the world of dogs and i know what they do

chalamari.bsky.social•3 days ago

Rat prophet

chalamari.bsky.social•3 days ago

In the tune of girl dinner

ftdire.bsky.social•3 days ago

LITERALLY YES

ph4tcat.bsky.social•3 days ago

*sigh* we're gonna have to wash that shirt twice.

ftdire.bsky.social•3 days ago

oh ur gonna HAVE to get it spot cleaned and pressed

skunkbomb.bsky.social•3 days ago

Correct.

xingosga.bsky.social•3 days ago

That's fucking hilarious

ftdire.bsky.social•3 days ago

THANK U from what im hearing from the dog population it is true

jolan.bsky.social•3 days ago

@hatok.bsky.social

bigrickystyle.bsky.social•3 days ago

Your brain

ftdire.bsky.social•3 days ago

Its so large and textured

seraphim777s.bsky.social•3 days ago

deer just exude thee smellle naturally

ftdire.bsky.social•3 days ago

whats the deer smell give me a run down

seraphim777s.bsky.social•3 days ago

MUSK GLANDs but a combo of frankincense, myrrh, and lots of cinnamon (me)

ftdire.bsky.social•3 days ago

OMG MUSK GLANDS I FORGOT ABOUT MUSK GLANDS and religious musk... religious musk with those cute scented pinecones u can buy at xmas time

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