then once he finds his footing, i yank him forward by the tie right into my fist over and over, his goofy head making a squeak sound on every impact, and i don't stop till i see birdies flying around his head
then i let go of his tie and it's back to the floor with him
and yes, he is definitely going to get up and try to make a run at me with my back turned, but he's most likely breathing at gandolfini levels so i would hear him coming
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but this dude? give me 1-2 minutes and i would drop him, simple as that
he would fall on the ground and i would simply yoink his christian high school prom tie and drag his goober ass until he tried to stand up again
then i let go of his tie and it's back to the floor with him
stop, yoink, repeat
we're done