With an eye on national interest, I nominate Florida to be “Penile Panhandle”. It’s something I have really wanted for this country for a long time, greatness, I mean. Greatness. Ginormous signifiers. The panhandle rarely gets manhandled as much as the extension itself.
Reposted from Benjamin Landry
If it’s now the “Gulf of America,” then Florida is now “America’s Dick” and the Panhandle is the “Taint of America.”

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