A weight gain curse that activates whenever you do any sort of physical activity. Walking up the stairs instead of using an elevator? Your pant size just went up. Going on a jog? You won't make it back before your shirt looks like a bra
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Desperately trying to explain to your friends that you'll grow fatter if you exercise as they're dragging you to the gym to help you get back in shape.
..They won't be able to drag your rolls anywhere after that workout 💦
Going to the gym would be the equivalent of eating at a buffet.. Maybe it's better to actually go to a buffet so you'd at least get something to eat if you're going to gain weight anyway 💦
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..They won't be able to drag your rolls anywhere after that workout 💦