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caseyexplosion.bsky.social • 2 days ago

BROTHER, MAY I HAVE A COOKIE?

NO BROTHER, THE CODEX ASTARTES DOES NOT SUPPORT THIS ACTION.

Reposted from Ian Boudreau

space marine voice: 𝔹ℝ𝕆𝕋ℍ𝔼ℝ𝕊, 𝕀𝕋 𝕀𝕊 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝔹𝔼𝔻

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bigbadbugsteak.bsky.social•2 days ago

leandros ass interpretation the tau would let me have a cookie

addithewise.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Those look like delicious chocolate chip cookies, brother!"

"They are actually Oatmeal Raisin."

"...May the Inquisition's judgement be swift, brother. May the Emperor have mercy on your soul."

captainnopaints.bsky.social•2 days ago

Reminded me of this shirt I had advertised to me

morthasa.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is 90% of the reason Astartes turn traitor

lazymagpie.bsky.social•2 days ago

I have not played this game, only seen bits and pieces of it, but nontheless my first thought was "Shut up Leandros" XD

ponyus.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is why I would fall to slaanesh in seconds.

drkiiigood.bsky.social•2 days ago

Becoming a chaos marine just so I can have cookies whenever I want

kayofjohanna.bsky.social•2 days ago

I see the call of slaanesh has already taken you

drkiiigood.bsky.social•2 days ago

Slaanesh can take me wherever he wants as long as we get cookies on the way home

kayofjohanna.bsky.social•2 days ago

I think he would do that, but also might put cocaine in the cookies. So I could be a double win!

deweyoxberg.bsky.social•2 days ago

Fake brother calling it bed.

Ahem, clearing throat:

Brothers! It is time to revel in the Emperor's restful gaze, that we may rise unto a new dawn.

argonianmage.bsky.social•2 days ago

BROTHER, MAY I HAVE OATS?

nyxieneon.art•2 days ago

THE CHAPLIN WILL NOT APPROVE OF YOUR CALORIC INTAKE, BROTHER.

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