Girl who plays Valorant but makes her tiny pet be on the mic doing callouts, infuriating both teams as they wonder how a micro is outfragging everyone in the game. #sizesky - ThreadSky

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zoezoeyy.bsky.social • 16 days ago

Girl who plays Valorant but makes her tiny pet be on the mic doing callouts, infuriating both teams as they wonder how a micro is outfragging everyone in the game.

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zoezoeyy.bsky.social•16 days ago

"Bro I'm literally too light to hold down left click and I'm still shooting better than you holy fuck learn how to aim you literally need to just click on their heads bro"

zoezoeyy.bsky.social•16 days ago

"Oooo your gonna crush me underfoot woooowww never heard that one before bro I bet your dick is even smaller than me bro there's nothing there for even me to crush underfoot"

zoezoeyy.bsky.social•16 days ago

"My girlfriend fucked me into your mom last night bro I hand delivered her sperm right to your mom's womb bro good luck with your new sibling in 9 months"

speckgoddessemi.bsky.social•16 days ago

This is so silly cause how would they even know it's a micro, you could just pretend to be small yourself lmao

zoezoeyy.bsky.social•16 days ago

Shhhh don't poke holes in the logic they just know it's a micro from the way she speaks.

speckgoddessemi.bsky.social•16 days ago

Weave stronger logic then, mite

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