Suddenly, I'm in the market for twelve friends. I would like real ones, please, but I SHALL PAY CASH ON THE BARREL HEAD. - ThreadSky

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squillace.bsky.social • 5 days ago

Suddenly, I'm in the market for twelve friends. I would like real ones, please, but I SHALL PAY CASH ON THE BARREL HEAD.

Reposted from Drew Harwell

Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)

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inmywoodshop.bsky.social•5 days ago

Do you offer discounts for sometimes friends you can count on in a crisis but never want to do benign shit like “get coffee?”

squillace.bsky.social•5 days ago

Sorta like the first three bookers on Airbnb? You betcha. MAJOR DISCOUNTS FOR TRAUMA MOMENTS

clemens.vasters.com•5 days ago

🙋🏼‍♂️

squillace.bsky.social•5 days ago

parisinbmore.bsky.social•5 days ago

ralph send me a cash app and i’ll be your friend :D maybe ssn and moms maiden too

squillace.bsky.social•5 days ago

On the way, let's use ZellPal

parisinbmore.bsky.social•5 days ago

squillace.bsky.social•5 days ago

And at the low, low price of

marypcbuk.bsky.social•5 days ago

what's *in* the barrel though?

squillace.bsky.social•5 days ago

Does it matter if cash is on the head?

marypcbuk.bsky.social•5 days ago

are you saying that once the cash has changed hands we *don't* tap the barrel?!

squillace.bsky.social•5 days ago

Not THAT ONE, no. I have another one however

marypcbuk.bsky.social•5 days ago

tabbysable.bsky.social•5 days ago

I think the closest you can get is offering to cover the table’s bar tab 😁

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