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valkspouch.bsky.social • 6 days ago

I need to be a stuffed animal

*Turns you into a marketable plushie that will have a very short production run meaning only a few thousand people will have it*

I would never be a tool for capitalism

Of course you can be an adorable plushie. ^✓^
Hope the litle ones play nicely with you.

I really cant exaggerate just how much i want to be a sweet little plushie kangaroo

You'd make a wonderful plushie!

Than do it!

Maybe i will!!!

Eat up. >:3

I saw a few big boxes of poly-fil at the store a month or so ago and it had me feeling funny

That's the plushie hunger, nudging you along.

Puts you in front of a scrumptious 9 course meal.
Wish granted, dig in~

Now look here, you

I see! you seem to be enjoying it :3

10/10 would squeeze.

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