there is a white man in this korean restaurant LOUDLY lecturing his date about different chopstick types. i can legally kill him, right? - ThreadSky

pinkberryshake.bsky.social • 15 days ago

there is a white man in this korean restaurant LOUDLY lecturing his date about different chopstick types. i can legally kill him, right?

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radianthostility.bsky.social•15 days ago

According to the Danelaw promulgated from the high seat at Esjberg by King Bjorngulhief the Loud; yes. End that fucker.

Your local administration may not recognize King Bjorngulhief authority though.

thatgenxwidower.bsky.social•15 days ago

Yes, with chopsticks

porschewidow.bsky.social•15 days ago

Yes. Falls under justifiable homicide.

sunnymarvel.bsky.social•15 days ago

Yes

calzriver.bsky.social•15 days ago

No. You are allowed to take a large box of chopsticks and build a fence around him.

thejorp.bsky.social•15 days ago

Pretty sure we were partying with a dozen sober friends with perfect recall three states over all night. 👍

littlepodie.bsky.social•15 days ago

Hold on hold on now wait just a sec what if…. Nope I got nothing have fun!!!!

notpetebest.bsky.social•15 days ago

Extra points if his date is East Asian.

abstractwonderland.bsky.social•15 days ago

The tossing of serval ice-cold baby octopi could relieve stress.

poly007.bsky.social•15 days ago

The law doesn't matter anymore and the world will be an objectively better place if we killed more men who were shit. I say go for it.

pinkberryshake.bsky.social•15 days ago

oh he cant use Chinese chopsticks and this is a failure of those chopsticks??? you might be stupid bud

anythingsynth.bsky.social•15 days ago

License to kill approved ✅

pinkberryshake.bsky.social•15 days ago

beeb33.bsky.social•15 days ago

bruh

pinkberryshake.bsky.social•15 days ago

i was seconds away from introducing myself just to call this man an idiot

beeb33.bsky.social•15 days ago

lmao hell yeah

sabboo.bsky.social•15 days ago

No. Give the hammer to the wife, please. I'm sure she knows what to do with it by now.

hypercubexl.bsky.social•15 days ago

you gotta do some john wick shit and kill him with the chopsticks

erssaw.bsky.social•15 days ago

Demonstrate for him the different ways that chopsticks can be used as weapons.

omniscientpanda.bsky.social•15 days ago

Only after he leaves the restaurant. You don't want to be rude to the staff.

bearysweet.bsky.social•15 days ago

Terminate at will 👌. It is practically written in the Constitutions.

kalliopeo.bsky.social•14 days ago

Only with your own chopsticks

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