The secret to being sexy is wearing full body armor and showing up just when people need you. "Oh no! Alas, I can not open thine pickle jar! Oh Knight, lend me thy strength" - ThreadSky

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porcelainmaid.gg • 2 days ago

The secret to being sexy is wearing full body armor and showing up just when people need you.

"Oh no! Alas, I can not open thine pickle jar! Oh Knight, lend me thy strength"

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l0ves1ckblur.bsky.social•2 days ago

Somehow that’s a good argument..I can’t even argue about it

luminusred.bsky.social•1 day ago

*quickly orders full suit of armor, while my accountant begs me not to*

“Master, Thank you for your wisdom”
*bows*

itschareon.site•2 days ago

Works on me tbh

nyankonoteikoku.bsky.social•2 days ago

Noted.

angel-avenger.bsky.social•2 days ago

Truth!

tarothepumpkinking.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Did someone call for a sexy assassin & former king?😉

awoofsloth.bsky.social•2 days ago

Full body armor and having the strength to open a pickle jar!!! Woah~ 🤩💕

thereeljon.mov•2 days ago

Does it have to be full plate, or will studded leather work?

alalaskyes.bsky.social•2 days ago

You need to pop the seal by banging slightly on the sides of the lid till you hear a tiny pop. Then you can open it.

IF it still doesn't budge run the lid under some hot water for a sec and then try opening it again.

Wait was this a jok—

savvyholo.bsky.social•2 days ago

*runs to get my armor*

cypherial.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Pickle jar" being what my partner calls my pants.

citizenjones123.bsky.social•2 days ago

Whatevereth.

😉

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