It’s 2029. Stephen A. Smith is president. He appoints Bob the Drag Queen as Chairperson of the Kennedy Center. DOGE has been dismantled, replaced by the Department of Efficient Initiatives (DEI, for short). Trump is in jail. JD Vance is posting sad photos from Cleveland Cavaliers games. - ThreadSky

mikenellis.bsky.social • 15 days ago

It’s 2029. Stephen A. Smith is president. He appoints Bob the Drag Queen as Chairperson of the Kennedy Center. DOGE has been dismantled, replaced by the Department of Efficient Initiatives (DEI, for short). Trump is in jail. JD Vance is posting sad photos from Cleveland Cavaliers games.

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chimara4.bsky.social•15 days ago

😊👍🙏

graduatedsapphic.bsky.social•15 days ago

Let's make it real

joyfulwarrior22.bsky.social•15 days ago

More importantly he's revoking Biden's security clearance

mis-mannered.bsky.social•15 days ago

And the Detroit Lions are gearing up for their 4th consecutive Super Bowl.

jkcreative8.bsky.social•15 days ago

I do not want to share a country with that obnoxious blow hard, Stephen A. Smith. Not for a hot second.

titmouse18.bsky.social•15 days ago

Time to manifest

catrhyno.bsky.social•15 days ago

If only you are correct....

themikeytrapp.bsky.social•15 days ago

Screaming A? Talk about being over your skis.

bonstrous.bsky.social•15 days ago

DEI IM' DYINGGGG

dolthra.bsky.social•15 days ago

Pretty sure Trump won't be in jail, because he's likely to have passed away from heart disease by then.

earlywinter.bsky.social•15 days ago

Manifesting.

conniedd.bsky.social•15 days ago

🤞🤞

melaniescheller.com•15 days ago

Please post more like this. We need it.

mikenellis.bsky.social•15 days ago

acceleratehedge.bsky.social•14 days ago

SHIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE BASED WHEN I SAW YOU WERE A FORMER STRATEGIST BRO TO KAMALA--AND NOW I FIND OUT YOU WATCH THE GOOD PLACE? BRO YOU ARE COOL AS HELL

16n471u5.bsky.social•15 days ago

STOP STOP I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT

joule727.bsky.social•15 days ago

Yes, please.

caligreg.bsky.social•15 days ago

Trump’s Art of the Gaudy Deal

The Kennedy Center’s lost its grace.
Soon drenched in gold. A tacky place.
No Shakespeare left. No Sondheim plays.
Just Kid Rock crooning MAGA praise.

emorycraig.bsky.social•15 days ago

We so wish. More likely, Vance or Bannon will be president and look back on this era as tame in comparison.

neensbobeens9.bsky.social•15 days ago

Who leaked the script?

nickdlord.bsky.social•15 days ago

You paint a slightly hopeful future, thank you.

thurstonnuggsiv.bsky.social•15 days ago

Know how I knew this was pure fantasy?

Trump won't be with us in '29.

heidispeaks.bsky.social•15 days ago

Ohh! It’s a vision of the works we want to see. Yes!

blessyourheart32.bsky.social•15 days ago

NO. Vance's ass is in prison too.

ihatehandls.bsky.social•15 days ago

Let him get booed every time he stands up and waves for like a decade, then let him get busted for touching kids and go to prison for that while he’s older and weaker.

badgernotes.bsky.social•15 days ago

That is some good stuff you're smoking Mike! Make it so...people. PS Who is Stephen Smith?

johnquinn.com•15 days ago

- Medicare for all, and Social Security full funded
- SpaceX part of NASA
- Starlink and Twitter are public services
- New tax plan with no deductions and high top rate
- FAA fully staffed