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australia.theguardian.com • 100 days ago

Wind power: CSIRO asks Australians to chart their farts for research

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I may need some sort of app.

Maybe I should invent a "fart watch" 🤔 A smart watch that tracks your farts automatically

Someone does this but it just gets recorded as another 'activity' on the AppleWatch. Turns out farting burns more calories than you think!

I obviously need to fart more

kieran.blue•100 days ago

Chart their farts

Assess their gas

Write papers on their vapours

Record the relevance of their flatulence

Huff their guffs

Deduce their toots

A fart chart?

That won’t be hard to sell 💨 😂

Wasn’t me

Omg.. surely there are better things to focus attention on.

Farter data.

Omg, my husband. Outlier for sure !😷

That’s what my son said. Adds a new level to standard deviations

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