If cinema was a party, the Jurassic Park franchise would be the fake tan, twice divorced, ‘no longer convincingly silver’ fox trying to impress you in the kitchen by telling you about how much he enjoys quad biking.
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As a Dinosaur Kid to my very core, I will throw down defending the fact the Jurassic Park franchise and the Jurassic World franchise are two different things that just barely touch. Barely cousins.
I don't care that Grant makes an appearance. It's a crossover episode. ALL IS LIES AND DUST.
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I don't care that Grant makes an appearance. It's a crossover episode. ALL IS LIES AND DUST.