Love it when the 8yo comes out of her room and into an otherwise silent and sleeping house like she has a warrant and is executing a raid on the premises.
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My 5yo woke up today, slammed her door and when I came out to see wtf was happening said "GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM! YOU ARE NOT AVAILABLE!" which started a half hour power struggle of trying our damnedest not to wake my wife/her mom
My 10 year old enters every room like she's leading a Swat Team. About jumped out a window as a reflex last week when she stormed into my room to borrow toothpaste.
Oopf
Last night was 11pm (had to pee, so Ok), 1am (???), and 5am (I guess bc she decided she needed to wake up the whole house by 6ish and get in a fight with her sister)
3 y/o is a mastermind morning terrorist right now. he’s considered our every move far before we have and he has the maximally infuriating response sitting in the chamber
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My 5yo woke up today, slammed her door and when I came out to see wtf was happening said "GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM! YOU ARE NOT AVAILABLE!" which started a half hour power struggle of trying our damnedest not to wake my wife/her mom
Last night was 11pm (had to pee, so Ok), 1am (???), and 5am (I guess bc she decided she needed to wake up the whole house by 6ish and get in a fight with her sister)
/cat Steven’s begins softly in the background
https://bsky.app/profile/georgiaisaverb.bsky.social/post/3l3jn4zfol62u
GET HIS ASS