Oh this is a favorite of mine! Me who imagines Gordon is one of those people who is a living heater, squished up between the cold wall and Warren who's stolen the entire bed lol
Basically me and my first dog, Annemarie. She was this smol, 10lbs bichon frise mix, and she'd sleep on my bed with me. Me, being 6 feet tall and 200+lbs, wound up falling out of bed on multiple occasions because she pushed me closer to the edge so she had basically the entire bed.
Simple solution is to stick your cold toes into his back and tenderly yeet that bitch off the side of the bed and reclaim your territory. Lovingly, of course.
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In fact I think I can speak for all bed winners when I say, we don't think yall are even trying to win.