If hostilities ever did break out between the US and Canada, Quebec would take the entire Northeast in a matter of days and never give it back. It wouldn't even be the armed forces, it would just be people off the street with hockey sticks. How's your French, New York? - ThreadSky

radiodeadair.com • 14 days ago

If hostilities ever did break out between the US and Canada, Quebec would take the entire Northeast in a matter of days and never give it back. It wouldn't even be the armed forces, it would just be people off the street with hockey sticks.

How's your French, New York?

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normanfournier.bsky.social•14 days ago

We did nothing to deserve this. america is a criminal nation. criminal nations are punished by having war waged on them. War is finally coming to punish the United States.

thisonehere.bsky.social•14 days ago

My brain pictures Bonhomme Carnaval leading the charge. He ain’t smiling no more.

dovergirl.bsky.social•14 days ago

I’m waiting while getting taxes done and just giggling at this picture

amwells8914.bsky.social•13 days ago

Quebec kicked Benedict Arnold’s ass and made him cry like a bitch

agreeableknievel.bsky.social•14 days ago

they'd maybe take Plattsburgh before "le burnout" set in

overlordmikey.bsky.social•14 days ago

"They invaded us with hockey sticks and I didn't even try to fight back (Now I know French)" would become the title of my Biography.

drdarrell-c.bsky.social•14 days ago

I went to a computer conference with a guy from the Canadian army. He said they had 65k people. My company had 80k. I said my USA company could march on your country and take it over. Don't forget the USA has 300 million guns. 😻

deathbymeteor.bsky.social•14 days ago

Yeah, and he probably chuckled and remembered that our basic infantry are considered shock troops and regularly out shoot yours.

drdarrell-c.bsky.social•14 days ago

My mother is from Newfoundland, I am half Newfie. I am joining Canada. 😻😻😻

xwiry.bsky.social•13 days ago

Calling it now: Texas revolts for the hell of it despite being the opposite end of the contiguous US.

nbisbo.bsky.social•14 days ago

Very rusty

kervin.bsky.social•13 days ago

Question is who gets MN Manitoba or Ontario, at least we don't need to speak French.

zenguin.bsky.social•14 days ago

My french is not great at all, but I'll take that over speaking traitor and pedo racist.

It's bad enough here that Canada taking over would be a blessing that I'd owe them a thank you.