Every online interaction now is like Normal guy: I just saw a dog piss on a fire hydrant like in the cartoons Someone’s uncle: Yeah I call bull. That never happened. Also cartoons are for children. Get a job - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

tallbart.com • 2 days ago

Every online interaction now is like

Normal guy: I just saw a dog piss on a fire hydrant like in the cartoons

Someone’s uncle: Yeah I call bull. That never happened. Also cartoons are for children. Get a job

Comments

scotchwaifus.bsky.social•1 day ago

i just saw a fire hydrant piss on a dog

naranak.bsky.social•2 days ago

Settle down, zoomer. You can have feelings when you finally contribute to society.

(this is a joke. please don't block me)

tallbart.com•2 days ago

I knew this wasn’t about me because I made “we can be bees” so my contribution to society is no question

naranak.bsky.social•2 days ago

Everything is subjective when you are a 70 y/o retired keyboard warrior that has thoroughly alienated their kids (aka end of life care) with Charlie Kirk quotes.

dissidentlove.bsky.social•2 days ago

You missed the part where the guy calls ICE to shoot the dog.

crimesprees.bsky.social•2 days ago

Someone's uncle is always doing shit like that I freaking hate someone's uncle.

donkeykonga.bsky.social•2 days ago

Normal guy: I just saw someone’s uncle piss on a fire hydrant

A Dog: woof

gifsmooth.bsky.social•2 days ago

Everybody is somebody's uncle.

edendestruction.bsky.social•2 days ago

Very Tall Tale

vhssgd.bsky.social•2 days ago

Accurate, worryingly accurate at that.

antoosh.bsky.social•2 days ago

I read it as "I saw a dog piss fire."

rikemobertson.bsky.social•2 days ago

wow that tweet was right above yours on my timeline. you love to see it

paracelsusstan.bsky.social•2 days ago

I must find a way to become both. I will see the dog pissing on the hydrant, then tell the dog to get a job.

meorciaa.bsky.social•2 days ago

my uncle's still on newgrounds making cartoons and smoking weed

wavetamer.bsky.social•2 days ago

your uncle is based

cabinworm.bsky.social•2 days ago

this has never happened wtf

tallbart.com•2 days ago

Shit you got me. I made this up for clout

pliskin101.bsky.social•2 days ago

Get a job.

moonsnailmusic.bsky.social•2 days ago

AI bot trained on someone's aunt: DRUMPF is pissing every day on the CONSTITUTION!

cyberfae.net•2 days ago

my dog almost chose to go on the yellow fire hydrant on our walk the other day. instead she chose half a chip bag on concrete.

bonfireblythe.bsky.social•2 days ago

That same uncle relentlessly showing everyone he can the grok image of jesus in tbr matrix during holiday dinner.

bunnyafterdrk.bsky.social•2 days ago

this has literally never happened. go ignite a fire hydrant with your piss like the rest of us normal folk instead of being pronouns

hillary.pizza•2 days ago

it do be like that