"I've got something really important I want to ask you"
"oh my god"
"do you earn over £38,700 per year?"
"oh my god"
"do you earn over £38,700 per year?"
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"sorry Anya, I do love you but unfortunately as you don't have an offer of employment in the UK with a salary of £3,225 per month, we're going to have to call it quits"
*shakes fist*
"damn you James Cleverly"
After a further brief and whispered exchange he returned to his table with a bottle of mid-price stuff.