450 usd for the scaly godfather to bust his turtle mass in my turtle ass? Plus I get whatever the fuck new gameboy? Getting 8 of those instead of bottom surgery.
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With every game they charging for and even more with the physical versions where you actually have the game now, should also come with Dildo that I can use to feel how much they’re fucking me over, raw
Ah yes, Bowser. The guy who *checks notes* named his only canon child after himself, and gives the Koopalings (who may or may not canonically be his children; personally I headcanon them as his nephews and niece that he's just looking after for a bit) personalised castles to rule over.
ftr the koopalings were retconned as not his kids thirteen years ago: "Our current story is that the seven Koopalings are not Bowser's children. Bowser's only child is Bowser Jr, and we don't know who the mother is."
worth mentioning at this point the koopalings had only recently reappeared in NSMB wii, after not being in the main series for about 18 years (1991-2009)
in other words bowser jr had pretty much replaced them as the "bowser's kid" character already
It's cool to see the fan art that people are doing of the games, but the sour taste in my mouth it's really really strong, and its not from Bowser's cum
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With every game they charging for and even more with the physical versions where you actually have the game now, should also come with Dildo that I can use to feel how much they’re fucking me over, raw
https://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2015/09/10/miyamoto-tezuka-interview.aspx
in other words bowser jr had pretty much replaced them as the "bowser's kid" character already
Like as soon as Bowser had a kid of his own he just demoted all the other ones I guess.
https://www.mariowiki.com/Koopa_Kid
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