I'm unreasonably annoyed about Starburst candies advertising themselves as "juicy". You lying little brick of corn syrup, that's not YOUR juice, that's MY saliva. You're just turning my spit into Tang. - ThreadSky

pandangit.com • 2 days ago

I'm unreasonably annoyed about Starburst candies advertising themselves as "juicy".

You lying little brick of corn syrup, that's not YOUR juice, that's MY saliva. You're just turning my spit into Tang.

Comments

grumpy0ldman84.bsky.social•2 days ago

😱

sweetglasses.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣

mlip16.bsky.social•2 days ago

Good for you

I saw a one of these meals delivery service use a tagline “chef prepared meals delivered FRESH to you home”

How the hell is it fresh if it’s delivered by UPS

mudkipman98.bsky.social•2 days ago

I haven't thought about Tang in years. This is not how I wanted to be reminded of it 🤣

benniestennies.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is the first funny non image or political post I’ve seen on this app. Genuinely refreshing, unlike Starburst I guess 🫤

texasiswhereillbe.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sweetheart, are you ok?

artibollocks.bsky.social•1 day ago

I am reminded why a proper curse back in the old days was “fuck you and your opal fruits”

cleariati.bsky.social•2 days ago

No! It makes your tongue taste like a rainbow.

misterdoublle.bsky.social•1 day ago

Still like it, tho.

unlearnable.bsky.social•2 days ago

mavisgl.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is the kind of scientific accuracy we need in candy marketing. Starburst isn't juicy, I am.

ryangermann.bsky.social•2 days ago

🫢

nikkiwhat.bsky.social•2 days ago

No, no, Zilla, see because they're hard, they stay on your mouth longer and YOU make the juice

tibbyblobcat.bsky.social•2 days ago

you're right and you should say it.

beethovengroup.bsky.social•2 days ago

Man, who still shops at Starbucks during this crisis?

bucksco.bsky.social•1 day ago

LMFAO

musingsofacrone.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂😂😂

byrnejed.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hehehe. Yep. Try one with a tiny sip of booze. 😆

stevenkgordon.bsky.social•2 days ago

🧐😆

chroniclebill.bsky.social•2 days ago

Your spit is now "fizzy"

hookipahonu.bsky.social•2 days ago

I have an unusual level of anger at McDonald's for what they did to the Shamrock shake of my childhood. I wrote a letter to Mayor McCheese. I get it.

neomonsterisland.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oranges are juicy.
Biggie Smalls was juicy.
Starburst are colored wax that make your tongue cry.

neomonsterisland.bsky.social•2 days ago

...and NO, burgers are not juicy. They are greasy. It's grease juice.

supertoads.bsky.social•1 day ago

*myoglobin

pandangit.com•2 days ago

Hi new people, and thank you for enjoying my brain farts. I also do video stuff and the occasional art, but my BlueSky is mostly malformed dad jokes. Follow me if you want more.

squishyho.bsky.social•2 days ago

come for the video editing, stay for the jokes that were already part of the video editing

goldentanuki.bsky.social•2 days ago

💚💚💚

the0ryth0t.bsky.social•1 day ago

Amen tho.

debisskyfalling.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣

mcdonaldscorpus.bsky.social•2 days ago

I have bad news little bro. That's most candy especially lollipops. You are just tasting saliva flavoring and paying to drink your own spit.

sadacabbage.bsky.social•2 days ago

I hate this so much lol

rfdude.bsky.social•2 days ago

I love and cherish ALL of my First World problems, even though I can't stand Starburst candies. But give me a Pixie Stick or a Fizzie and I'm off to the races!