Telling your girl she's sweet and unique ❌ Telling your girl she's a Werther's Original ✅ - ThreadSky

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elysewillems.bsky.social • 122 days ago

Telling your girl she's sweet and unique ❌

Telling your girl she's a Werther's Original ✅

That she gets eaten by old people?

She IS the old people

Did this person marry an Ouroboros?

Do you think Werther's looks up from the bottom of grandma's handbag like Catherine in Silence of the Lambs?

Unintended benefit of insinuating she’s grandmotherly

She might just be!

Tell them they're your Waldorf to your Statler.

Sticky, old and buried at the bottom of a pensioners handbag? ;-)

@regularpat.bsky.social

Low-key, after reading this I realized that line would 100% work on me.

Same. Are we the problem?

Never. 🫱✨

So, just checking the updated list...

Generic Candies ❌
Sour Patch ❌
Russell Stover Coconut ❌
Werther's Original ✅
Chocolate Pretzel ⚖️

How'd she take it?

Confused until I told her you said to say it at which point she called me a nerd

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