You know a Mail article has jumped the shark when even the comments on the Mail site itself - which are usually the first to screech about 'woke' - are saying how ludicrous it is.
Do they not realise the tabloids know that 'woke' means absolutely nothing and it's just used to rile them up?
Pretty sure I remember an anti-Millennial rant from the daily mail once after Chicken Fajita wraps started out-selling Egg and Cress. People find the craziest things to be upset about.
If we have roast chicken for dinner I’ll have leftovers in a sandwich at work next day. Is this Woke?
I do sometimes blob some cranberry sauce on it.
I’m confused
It’s so hard to keep up isn’t it? 🤷♂️😂
James May has/had a youtube series where he made stuff from his childhood. "Standard government issue white bread" and margarine were on the menu. I imagine thats the main anti-woke dish you can have these days.
Astonishing that people who turn a blind eye to convicted felons, climate deniers, anti vaxxers and sex offenders running the world's most powerful country, get offended by an avocado.
Its 2024 and boomers are still using ‘woke’ as an insult. Move on and get a different boogie man, ‘woke’ has been replayed too many times over the past decade.
Does chicken and stuffing count? Surely the stuffing would even out the wokeness and turn it into a proper British sandwich worthy of Ray Winston or Jim Davidson.
Lefty facts?? OMG love that!!😂🤣😂😂. That’s right up there with “I don’t know what Brexit is, I don’t understand it but I know that I want it”. We need to write some sort of a reference Woke Book. And diet book
Take your sandwich, put your ear very close and like hearing the ocean in a sea shell you might hear the filling calling "free Palestine", "black lives matter", "trans rights are human rights" etc.
Then you have a woke sandwich.
Eating the food you like is woke. Back in my day you took what you could get. Nothing wrong with rationing. Powdered ham with grizzled acorns. Cardboard from cereal boxes for bread. We all turned out fine.
It'z q-eye-t disapoyntin'
2 realeyez tat A.I. carnt 'n' w0nt B F(00)led bye cowded spellin u fort umans cud own-lee unde st4nd eevn if U learn thru >wing twaddle.
I love how here on @bsky.app we can laugh about relevant quaint irreverent stuff like automated translation of a tweet not like Twitter X where you scroll through hundreds of none relevant comments. Then get a troll arguing over why the tweeted video should not have been posted. 😌
James, would you ever debate with someone well informed but with a different opinion to you? I ask because I've only ever heard you taking calls from people who you can easily belittle, or you can fade out. You're a well paid professional; when will you debate with another professional?
About avocado wokery,I live in Mexico,we're a big avocado producer, so much that in Michoacan, where it's mostly produced, it has almost become a monoculture, the cartels are involved in the production and distribution of it, in villages, they apply toxic herbicides and pesticides everywhere..
I reckon there could be an opening for a business to sell fried chicken sandwiches……with a fair head wind and a decent offering it could be sold globally.
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WOKE LEVEL 10.
Allege EVERYTHING is woke.
Has anyone checked Conservatives for brain damage lately? Maybe a cat scan is in order.
I actually love the fact they feel that way hahahaha. Wouldn't have it any other way.
Do they not realise the tabloids know that 'woke' means absolutely nothing and it's just used to rile them up?
https://youtu.be/3izv2MpgG5Y?si=wxJVpCJge0D9hfnZ
I do sometimes blob some cranberry sauce on it.
I’m confused
It’s so hard to keep up isn’t it? 🤷♂️😂
As trade deals are coordinated,
To take your woke away.
Chop the trees down for the cows,
As monocrop soya grows,
Because that's what shareholders say.
Traded souls for oil,
So we can have the spoils,
In our bank accounts today...
What will be woke next?
Croissant’s with jam?
Flavoured chocolate?
Chocolate biscuits?
Black coffee?
I’ll stop there, I don’t want to give out any ideas
😭😭Men😭😭
WTF?
It just seems there are a group of people who want to just be annoyed at the shape of clouds.
None woke bread: white sliced, buns (white), un-sliced (white), toast, fried bread, Nimble
Borderline:
Brown bread (no bits)
French stick not ‘baguette’
Naan only as curry and lager combo
Flat bread with donner, gyro or shawarma (after pub)
Take your sandwich, put your ear very close and like hearing the ocean in a sea shell you might hear the filling calling "free Palestine", "black lives matter", "trans rights are human rights" etc.
Then you have a woke sandwich.
The gammons love bacon.
😉
thanks. blocking.
Is this true? Can we get the picture of Mr Griffen in the pub?
I'd like to see it all over social media.....
2 realeyez tat A.I. carnt 'n' w0nt B F(00)led bye cowded spellin u fort umans cud own-lee unde st4nd eevn if U learn thru >wing twaddle.
sandwiches cut diagonally have been cancelled BECAUSE OF WOKE! 🙃