My wife: Can you toss me the floss Me: You’d like a FLOSS TOSS? My wife: Could you throw out that expired Tylenol Me: Time for a MEDICINE JETTISON??? - ThreadSky

willoremus.com • 17 days ago

My wife: Can you toss me the floss
Me: You’d like a FLOSS TOSS?

My wife: Could you throw out that expired Tylenol
Me: Time for a MEDICINE JETTISON???

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ibakecookies.bsky.social•17 days ago

I didn’t understand this joke until I realized I’ve been mispronouncing “jettison” my whole life (one of those words I’ve only ever seen written I guess).

kelkimac.bsky.social•17 days ago

This is so stupid, thank you - my heart needed this 😆

ralphhhenson.bsky.social•17 days ago

The good news: They fall in love with you because you make them laugh.

The bad news: It doesn't take very long for them to find you are no longer funny.

uruzrune.bsky.social•17 days ago

Medicine does lose efficacy over time, but doesn't "expire" in the way milk goes off

dougwar40k.bsky.social•16 days ago

ABANDONA BANANA

jpwkeeper.bsky.social•17 days ago

My wife was trying to explain wanting to buy plasticware that looks like silverware.
And I'm like, "Do you want Plastic Silverware or Silver Plasticware? All Silver Plasticware is Plastic Silverware, but not all Plastic Silverware is Silver Plasticware"

mackyrathouse.bsky.social•17 days ago

"Can you pass me expired aspirin and a bottle of wine?"

darthgollott.bsky.social•17 days ago

gamerlearner.bsky.social•17 days ago

Someone has been playing Twofer Goofer

jcwilder.bsky.social•17 days ago

How many times a day does your wife throw something at your head?
LOL

pettyobservations.bsky.social•17 days ago

I had a weekly segment of class where I’d read clues like these to my students on Fridays before the bell. The “game” was introduced to me as Hink Pink.

shelliehalprin.bsky.social•17 days ago

Getting your prescription is a pill refill.

dannagal.bsky.social•17 days ago

In response Did she murder you and say: “actually it was time for a WILL KILL”

dannagal.bsky.social•17 days ago

Oooor dumb gasoline on you and say “this calls for a SPOUSE DOUSE!”

teal.bsky.social•17 days ago

You remind me of the Aussie guy that torments his wife with character impressions.

Might get some inspiration: https://www.instagram.com/liamstapleton

iamsellek.bsky.social•17 days ago

Your wife:

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