OK so bc my driving lesson was cancelled and I'm a superstar producer in my spare time I was able to perfectly recreate what this song sounded like in my dream. I swear to God this was the vibe. Marching band lumberjack song ass thing
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This feels like something you'd hear in a Burger King commercial from the 2000s. You'd see this goofy looking marching band singing this and then theyd get crushed by a giant bacon double Whopper cause salads are LAME and FOR GIRLS
i could have made more lyrics and extended it but honestly that was all that i remember from the dream and i wanted to keep it honest and also it's funnier if that's all there is
It's actually even funnier if somehow Thom is employed to distribute salad while getting deafened by the loudhailers and this is how he meets Branson or whoever who says something Thom (now deaf) cannot understand leading to hijinks.
imagine a truck playing this out of speakers and NFL players all jumping out of the truck to go door to door handing out bags of sweaty salad. That was the image
Everyone is secretly worried they'll get their Linday-Ellis-getting-hotdogs-in-the-face.gif, though I feel like you're gonna be alright with your other work and its reach
I think most about the "AH FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS" guy who is a journalist (?) but also refers to that video frequently as an attention-grabbing thing and I'm like ah fuck i can't believe i've done this (possibly in the future)
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It's actually even funnier if somehow Thom is employed to distribute salad while getting deafened by the loudhailers and this is how he meets Branson or whoever who says something Thom (now deaf) cannot understand leading to hijinks.
Mhm. I'm encouraging you.
(Meanwhile the person Thom is speaking to is not discussing 'Salad coming through for men' but something that sounds similar.)
But this is somehow without a doubt the most British thing I have ever heard
We need to get it out, I'm going to call a trepanation expert
Also that's a great visual for the song recreation