-BIG GUY who dies 2/3rds of the way through and will spend most of that time getting stuck on terrain or low ceilings that his collision model can't fit through
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NPCs:
-first area all sound like they were voiced by Mater from Cars
-second area all live in sewers and either sound like they come from Brooklyn or an asbestos mine
Baddies:
-"Bandits" who are just shirtless men with mohawks, cargo pants, and goggles somewhere on their person. They can also be seen in: cars covered in spikes, gyrocopters covered in spikes, and houses covered in spikes. They will not stop laughing.
-Mutants who are naked people with burned/blistered/glowing/otherwise damaged flesh, voice acting is done by a guy in the office burping into a long tube. Watch out for BIG MUTANT which is just the same texture map as the little ones wrapped around something as big as a convenient nearby skyscraper
-Corporate/dystopian government military who dress entirely in black, deal fucktons of damage to you, and can only be killed by emptying an entire magazine directly into their heads. Voice acting is done by the lead singer of a local thrashcore band screaming into a vocoder.
Weapons:
-pistol that is the only weapon your character actually has, if the cutscenes are to be believed
-assault rifle/sub-machinegun with the recoil of a jackhammer and the damage of a bubble wand
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-first area all sound like they were voiced by Mater from Cars
-second area all live in sewers and either sound like they come from Brooklyn or an asbestos mine
-"Bandits" who are just shirtless men with mohawks, cargo pants, and goggles somewhere on their person. They can also be seen in: cars covered in spikes, gyrocopters covered in spikes, and houses covered in spikes. They will not stop laughing.
-pistol that is the only weapon your character actually has, if the cutscenes are to be believed
-assault rifle/sub-machinegun with the recoil of a jackhammer and the damage of a bubble wand