Weapons:
-pistol that is the only weapon your character actually has, if the cutscenes are to be believed
-assault rifle/sub-machinegun with the recoil of a jackhammer and the damage of a bubble wand
-pistol that is the only weapon your character actually has, if the cutscenes are to be believed
-assault rifle/sub-machinegun with the recoil of a jackhammer and the damage of a bubble wand
Comments
-sniper rifle™
-rocket/grenade launcher with ammo that cannot be found and a blast radius that is impossible to be outside of
-desert™ with excessive wind SFX and slide guitar/harmonica
-jungle full of bugs that want to kill you, plants that want to kill you, and jumping puzzles that make you want to kill yourself
-ANCIENT MYSTICAL ALIEN TEMPLE that is mostly smooth black walls with glowing orbs for lighting and laser turrets that can’t be killed, just deactivated
-you pull the Main villain out of the wreckage, you put your pistol to their head, they try to talk you out of it, then they are killed by Girl Companion.
-credits roll, but you can make them roll faster by holding down a button
-it still takes 10 minutes to go through all the credits