Checklist for Today -Have breakfast -Open laptop -Read the news -Close laptop -Walk into the ocean - ThreadSky

chickadee46.bsky.social•11 days ago

Wish I still lived on the ocean. Could use a daily walk in the fresh ocean breeze. 🌊

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dedhedandy.bsky.social•10 days ago

💦💧💦💧💦💧💦💦💦
😬✌️💙

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•11 days ago

that must have been so nice

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alisonkmurray.bsky.social•11 days ago

Welcome to visit Scotland any time. Hundreds of miles of coast.

I recommend a winter wetsuit plus neoprene gloves and footwear if you plan to stay on the water for more thN 2 minutes here.

I generally wear 4 or 5 layers when I'm out walking the dog when it is below 5C.

Yes, those are starfish.

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•11 days ago

Oh thank you. It's beautiful.

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daniellemullen.bsky.social•11 days ago

No ocean nearby. Guess it's the desert for me.

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•11 days ago

That doesn't sound as nice.

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coldbloodedcanuck.bsky.social•10 days ago

I think I read somewhere that it is not recommended to go swimming with my laptop 🤣

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•10 days ago

wow, really?

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nancyleigh.bsky.social•10 days ago

Hope you come back out of the ocean, too...

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•10 days ago

I'll think about it lol

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lhardin.bsky.social•11 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 I feel ya!

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tickleslarue.bsky.social•10 days ago

We don't have an ocean.
I suppose I could jump off a mountain, but there are odds I might survive it and no one wants that.

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tidetrack17.bsky.social•10 days ago

I feel you bruh🤭

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steelergal126.bsky.social•10 days ago

Just had a bunch of maga on my Threads account this morning, telling me to be happy we finally have a great president that can fix this country and I shouldn’t be complaining. There goes my day.😖😖. Nexium for breakfast…

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•10 days ago

I think I would have vomited.

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vikesfan47.bsky.social•11 days ago

Can I have your laptop?

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born2disappoint.bsky.social•11 days ago

Damn beat me to the laptop! Ok in that case can I walk into the ocean with you?

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•11 days ago

Yeh, lets go

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born2disappoint.bsky.social•11 days ago

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•11 days ago

🤣

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•11 days ago

🤣

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redrocklvr.bsky.social•10 days ago

Become Zestfully clean.

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•10 days ago

ha

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bluecow11.bsky.social•10 days ago

Find it’s wet
Turn round
Talk to someone
Get a hug
Fight on…

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•10 days ago

🫂

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azalisa.bsky.social•10 days ago

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•10 days ago

🤣

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pattipayne.bsky.social•10 days ago

Every damn day!! Yet for what? Like three weeks? Feels like years.

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•10 days ago

decades even

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magnusson32.bsky.social•10 days ago

Well, walkout of the ocean as well, I hope.

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donatelladillon.bsky.social•11 days ago

Yep that works for me too😱

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•11 days ago

😨

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andolynne.bsky.social•10 days ago

Skip number three and enjoy a swim.

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retiredphotog.bsky.social•10 days ago

I would like to do all of the above, but I live on a lake. And it’s frozen. Shit.

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thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social•11 days ago

Ok can I be serious for a second?
This is exactly what just happened to me except, with traffic the ocean is like an hr long drive.
Fucking commuters.

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•11 days ago

🤣Oh yeah? This whole scenario happened to you, but with commuters? Fuckin' California.

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thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social•11 days ago

Um, don’t your horse and buggies cause some congestion?

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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•11 days ago

🤣we are civilized, it's tractors

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