Federal employees whose offices are being raided by the Douche should eat beans and garlic and fill the office with farts and bad breath. Wouldn't keep them away, but it would make their activities unpleasant. And you can't arrest someone for farting. At least not yet...
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I wish people would stop eating them.
They’re nearly as intelligent as people!
If you love Octopuses like me, there is a wonderful book called
“Remarkably Bright Creatures”. A light read that is delightful.
the plural of fish is fish