Cashier: Will that be all? Me: No, I need to buy more stuff. I just wanted to show you what I've got so far. - ThreadSky

jonathanslater.bsky.social • 8 days ago

Cashier: Will that be all?
Me: No, I need to buy more stuff. I just wanted to show you what I've got so far.

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fuinle.bsky.social•7 days ago

No no…these are the things I *don’t* want.

phyllis8.bsky.social•8 days ago

lol…

mattbissonette.bsky.social•7 days ago

Best post of the day! 🤣

funisfun4now.bsky.social•8 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

brian49047.bsky.social•8 days ago

20 years of grocery biz, I have answers to all of these but it's 1am. To early to hit bottom on sat.

notsmartjustsad.bsky.social•8 days ago

Hahahahaha that's fun. I want to try that.

fatmadt.bsky.social•8 days ago

Ahh, a show off.

stansburyj.bsky.social•7 days ago

Yep, looks good. Carry on.

becspkhb4m0i.bsky.social•7 days ago

😭😆😄

frodo58.bsky.social•7 days ago

The guy behind you says: Stick it in me, please! (In a Hushed manner). Then he says, I need it deep! (Under his breath). The surprise is that the guy behind you is Mike Johnson! He has "Cash"! Wow, I went kind of off the res. I can say that, Mom's side. Although it was the 1800s on her side.

frodo58.bsky.social•7 days ago

I should've set that up. "Stick it in me" is in reference to the price of "Everything" that the rest of us have to deal with. The rest of it is in reference to his "aversion" of "Gay" people. Actually, both of those comments apply. What's up with his "Cash" life anyway? Records? Judas Mike? Yeah!👹

stickradie.bsky.social•7 days ago

🥴

lordbtb1.bsky.social•8 days ago

Cashier: you need a bag?
Me : no. I brought the wife with me

bannside.bsky.social•7 days ago

Or as the old joke goes: a bag? Do you not think I have enough to carry?

battlebee55.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂😂

thommo67.bsky.social•8 days ago

😂👏😂

photoma.bsky.social•8 days ago

Every time they ask if I found everything, I always want to respond with…”No, but it’s too late now for someone to be asking that question.” 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

gfizzle.bsky.social•7 days ago

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🤣🤣🤣🤣

sandiwi.bsky.social•8 days ago

I think it's a polite cashier to customer recognition...kinda like, how are you? And your answer is immaterial. And we all move on. Cashiers should find a different greeting maybe just HI.

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