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jonathanslater.bsky.social
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5 days ago
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.
Now I have Heinzsight.
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jailhouse-dog.bsky.social
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5 days ago
But do you see 57 of everything?
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worstmom.bsky.social
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5 days ago
That's hilarious! You're killing me over here! Thanks.
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lindasteph.bsky.social
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5 days ago
Ouch groan lol
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hobbesmommy.bsky.social
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4 days ago
Very corny.
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upset2024.bsky.social
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4 days ago
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violetartnow.bsky.social
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4 days ago
Where the hell do you get these?
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aplzz.bsky.social
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5 days ago
Stay in your room until you apologise
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brownejax2024.bsky.social
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4 days ago
😂😂
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kristinajensen.bsky.social
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5 days ago
Whew, its just ketchup, we don't relish news you cut the mustard.
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maskcrafter.bsky.social
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4 days ago
Some days, your jokes are soooo necessary! Thanks!
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crss1969.bsky.social
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4 days ago
🙄
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ddaly.bsky.social
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4 days ago
What happens when you rub it on year Ear?
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garethrwood.bsky.social
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5 days ago
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kaukonenville.bsky.social
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5 days ago
😂
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tea2opals.bsky.social
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5 days ago
Symptoms include
* frenzied shopping on Amazon
* Tesla envy
* orange tinted skin
* delusions of super powers
Immediately rinse eyes with Canadian maple syrup
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totoinkansas.bsky.social
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4 days ago
😆😆🥰💙🦋
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susanvcbrown.bsky.social
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4 days ago
😏
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poetreewitch.bsky.social
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4 days ago
Okay. How many kids do you have to be this good at Dad jokes?
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areyoucertain.bsky.social
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5 days ago
I spilt some on my plates of meat. Now I have tomatoes 🍅
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plmnh.bsky.social
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5 days ago
🤣
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sophykens.bsky.social
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5 days ago
That is bloody well😜
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honeyinaotearoa.bsky.social
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5 days ago
Oh my burger 🤣🤣🤣 JONATHAN 😂🤣😂🤣
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misconstruded12.bsky.social
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4 days ago
💝🤣😂😉🙃
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andyspags.bsky.social
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5 days ago
I tried that. Heinzsight was NOT, in fact 20-20. It was then I realized my whole life had been built upon lies.
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skeeters2025.bsky.social
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5 days ago
Jesus you know your jokes are getting better and better everyday. 🤣
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julie3500.bsky.social
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4 days ago
😂
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msdesignerlady.bsky.social
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4 days ago
😂
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cheersdrive.bsky.social
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5 days ago
Omg brilliant
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catzrule08.bsky.social
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5 days ago
🤣👏👏🤣
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mlw51.bsky.social
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4 days ago
😹
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brownstown.bsky.social
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4 days ago
ha
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jakelt1.bsky.social
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5 days ago
🙄 😂👏 well played hahaha
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happy-wife-08.bsky.social
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5 days ago
😂😂😂😂
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orlandoribbons.bsky.social
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4 days ago
Good thing you don’t use Hunts.
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quodnomenmihiest.bsky.social
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4 days ago
😆✌️
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annemooreorless.bsky.social
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4 days ago
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gr8mpg.bsky.social
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4 days ago
Haha! I sat on my eyeglasses, now I have hindsight.
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hobbesmommy.bsky.social
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4 days ago
👍🏼😁
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georgiapecan.bsky.social
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4 days ago
🤣
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lonmore.bsky.social
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5 days ago
Mustard read the label wrong!
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quantumrays.bsky.social
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5 days ago
Punchline should be, "It was a bad idea in Heinzsight"
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* frenzied shopping on Amazon
* Tesla envy
* orange tinted skin
* delusions of super powers
Immediately rinse eyes with Canadian maple syrup